JOEL
No. I'm just here to help.
ALI
Why? Because I'm a woman, I don't know
anything about cars?
JOEL
I'm sorry. I'll go.
ALI
No. I'm saying...I'm a woman. I don't know anything about cars. (re: her tire) I must have hit a rock.
Joel looks up and gets a good
look at her face, which has a huge mole on it. He tries to cover his disgust.

JOEL
Yeah.
(sotto)
With your face?
weird student (O.C.)
Touch her mole!
ALI
Oh, this? It's a stranded motorist mole. My girlfriend gave it to me.
She peels the huge mole off her face. She has a
beautiful, natural look, an Ivory Snow baby twenty-five years later.
ALI (CONT'D)
It's supposed to keep away rapists.
JoeL
Unless they like East German women.
As Joel bends down to work on
the tire, another car pulls up behind them. A smarmy guy steps out, DONNIE
CANTRELL.
Donnie
Well hello, little lady. Donnie Cantrell, Mattress King of Greater Albuquerque. Cantrell Can Do, that's what I say. Now what's the problem?
ALI
Look, he's already helping me.